Cleanup on Level 256
Yesterday, I learned the hard way: don’t buy the new Castle Crashers DLC. Don’t even turn the game on Live multiplayer anymore. It’s over. The game broke. What happened? This happened: [youtube...
View ArticleYouTube Oddity: INITIAL D CHO ANIKI DRIFT RACE POW!!
NSFW. Strange things are afoot in the #shmups IRC. It happens. Ambiguously Gay Duo can suck it compared to these guys. *ba-dum-cha* [youtube 86wKWjvUD50]
View ArticleSHOCKtober! Godadammieth TIgetrs!!
NOTE: I found this in our submissions today. Too funny not to post. -John You tiwins ar e jackasses!! What the hell ROdneay!?? You pitcht ethem a double?! Youy close games fuckera1 ! close theme!...
View ArticleSHOCKtober! Saw VI
[It's a Shocktober two-fer today!] I’ve never seen a horror franchise collectively shunned by more horror enthusiasts than the Saw series. Most people fall into four camps when discussing Saw: the...
View ArticleKnowing – A Drinking Game
Trope-loaded end of the world movies are the hot shit again. If Roland Emmerich hasn’t completely stabbed your brain with his Flaky Nigerian Science, perhaps you can sustain another dose of stupidity...
View ArticleYouTube Oddity: Things That Shouldn’t Go Brutal
Hm, that new Mario game came out, huh? That looks like something for the family. I don’t really have one of those things, so I’m out. To give you a proper send off and well-wishing, let’s revisit the...
View ArticleNew Super Mario Bros. Wii
Wii. $50. 9 Worlds. Wiimote & Nunchuck supported. 1-4 Player (offline only). No Button Customization or Classic/GC support. Worth the price?: NO Worth the time?: Only in multiplayer Recommended to:...
View ArticleThoughts on Digital Reading
“How’re you feeling about the PSP comic store/digital comics in general? Me? I think I’m sticking with paper. I’m fuckin old school!” -John via Twitter I think publications on PSP are a great idea....
View ArticleStuff of the Year – DJ Incompetent’s Picks
Engagement Ring Sure I know the diamond industry is artificial supply and other price fixing garbage, but when I proposed to me pre-wife, her ongoing mushing over this ring have made the whole mess...
View ArticleSuper-the-Hardest
Let’s shut Robot Panic down with greatest science. I have rebuilt an arcade machine. Come. Come with me! I will show you wonderful things. This began as a Centipede cabinet given to me by my terrific...
View ArticleKings. A Drinking Game.
Ah, Kings. The drinking game with more names than Dracula and more rule variations than Calvinball. You know that one card game in Final Fantasy VIII where every person played it and every town had its...
View ArticleFun With PR – Round 1
Hypetrains. What the hell, man? They’re long, they’re grueling, and to Mr. Public Relations guy, what the hell you doin’ announcing a product I gotta wait 6 months or 3 years to touch? But it’s ok,...
View ArticleSCIENCE!!! – Geometry Wars 2: Pacifism
Let’s kill some shapes. Let’s kill them together. We be playin’ Geo Wars 2 Retro Evolved for the Three-Six. This-here writing is supposed to be some kinda strategy guide for the game, because Robot...
View ArticleSCIENCE!!! – Geometry Wars 2: King
Are you tired of the mothafuckin’ snakes on the mothafuckin’ screen? The Pythagorean Theorem got you down? Do you want to stab the guy who invented Bloom Effect directly in the eye? Come over here for...
View ArticleSCIENCE!!! – Geometry Wars 2: Waves
Shall the er-uh-“Strategy Manifesto” continue? Yes. I think it can. Let us get into the Bloom portion of the game. The part where you either see through it, you don’t, or you discover the contrast and...
View ArticleSCIENCE!!! – Geometry Wars 2: Deadline
SimpleNate, out of the goodness of his heart, bought me an unexplained Jack Bauer action figure. It was one of them McFarlane jobs. It looks pretty. It comes with crates which we decided had to be...
View ArticleSCIENCE!!! – Geometry Wars 2: Sequence
Oh goodie. They turned the arena STG into a session of linear Jeopardy. I’ll take Tap Dodging for $500, Alex. Maybe it could have been an enhanced game if they let the player pick a stage from the...
View ArticleSCIENCE!!! – Geometry Wars 2: Evolved
Our thanks to DJ Incompetent for putting this AMAZING strategy guide together! Make sure to show him some love in the comment section if you’ve benefited from this series! We wrap up this hardcover...
View ArticleFun With Irony III
No Philthy, I will not stand here and let your country even insinuate it is dumber than mine. BEHOLD!
View ArticleMegaman Nine
I’ve always made it a point to try and avoid games where everything is “happy” and “childish.” There were always two exceptions by character. Kirby and Megaman. Kirby is always a good time because no...
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